Most Recent “Ask Woody”

Question: How did you become a zombie? Woody: Well, I'm not really sure... I went to bed one night, and when I woke up all I could think about was eating brains!!! Which was weird, since I've never really been all that into brains previously.... Except for this one night... nevermind. Anyway, I looked in the mirror that morning and my skin was green!! I thought it might be the take-out food I had the night before... It also turns out that whatever condition you are in when you become a zombie, you stay that way!! And it was morning... and I'm a guy... (hmm... this is awkward...) well, anyway when I went to work that day everyone ran out of the office screaming (I caught one though!! Tasty!!!)